Slap Head Certificate

Slaphead certificate

Certification Includes:

  • A high quality printed certificate
  • Personalisation of the certificate with the recipients name
  • 1st class delivery within the UK (please contact us for delivery to other destinations)

You can purchase a certificate for yourself or buy a gift certificate for a slaphead friend.

Buy a certificate for yourself -

Whilst basic membership to join the slap-head society is free (this is a god given right!) certifying your membership with an official slap-head certificate is essential for all those who are bald or in a state of recession.

Buy a certificate for someone else -

Giving the present of an official slap-head certificates show you really care, buy a loved one a certificate and you will be ratifying them as an official baldy. Even if they are only receding slightly it's only a matter of time before they accept their fate. So buy them a certificate to the society and show them they are not alone.


If you would like to purchase a certificate please contact us.

Hang it on your wall with pride! (Frame and Wall not included)

Customise the certificate with your or your friend's name

Graced by the world renowned and not quite so politically correct Slap Head Emblem

Endorsed with the official Slap Head Seal (do not accept imitations)