Gifts for Bald Ones

Slaphead certificate

Slap Head Certificate

Show a slap-head you care...or certify your own baldness.

Giving the present of an official slap-head certificates shows you really care, buy a loved one a certificate and you will be ratifying them as an official baldy. Even if they are only receding slightly it's only a matter of time before they accept their fate. So buy them a certificate to the society and show them they are not alone.

£8

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